mainlining the secret truth of the universe

anthonyedwardstarks:

During rehearsals, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton found out that they both hated the new Volkswagen Beetle with a passion, and for the scene where Tyler and The Narrator are hitting cars with baseball bats, Pitt and Norton insisted that one of the cars be a Beetle. As Norton explains on the DVD commentary, he hates the car because the Beetle was one of the primary symbols of 60s youth culture and freedom. However, the youth of the 60s had become the corporate bosses of the 90s, and had repackaged the symbol of their own youth, selling it to the youth of another generation as if it didn’t mean anything. Both Norton and Pitt felt that this kind of corporate selling out was exactly what the film was railing against, hence the inclusion of the car; “It’s a perfect example of the Baby Boomer generation marketing its youth culture to us. As if our happiness is going to come by buying the symbol of their youth movement, even with the little flower holder in the plastic molding. It’s appalling to me. I hate it.” 


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;


vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

posted 1 day ago via kingarthursbed · © vzxy with 91,577 notes


"You can still write your novel. Everybody needs a day job. Chekhov was a doctor. *Eyebrow*"
— Elizabeth McCord to her daughter when she suggests taking a gap year (via oykamu)
posted 3 days ago via rlsbbfrblog · © oykamu with 11 notes

Long live the new queen.




mermeme:

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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damn… have I missed Emily Thorne.
posted 3 days ago with 4 notes

I literally need a hundred million million gifs of Tim Daly wearing glasses. 

posted 3 days ago with 6 notes


absurdical:

ittybittymanatee:

erindizmo:

nbcsnl:

Marvel’s Coming Attractions

We’re there opening weekend. For every single one of these movies.

Yeah, the second I saw that sketch, I was like…. I would actually watch each and every one of these

same, same, damnit

why is this ‘all dudes and pam and one nameless woman’ 

#IS THE GENDER DISPARITY HERE INCISIVE BECAUSE IT’S TRUE TO MARVEL OR RIDICULOUS BECAUSE SNL SUFFERS THE SAME BLIND SPOT #~THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW #it’s the second one 

posted 3 days ago via waldorph · © peetahales with 8,547 notes

They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

derpnikdrawing:

naamahdarling:

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS


tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.